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Sam Aurelius Milam III ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Jurisdiction Sam Aurelius Milam III ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Letters to the Editor ![]() — editor
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not have any physical handicap I'm aware of,
nor am I a vocal member of any other politically subsidized victim's group
(It would be a disturbance to my way of life to beg bureaucrats for special
favors). I do not pose any physical threat to any other person.
![]() ![]() ![]() — Steve; Fremont, California
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Alternate Meanings for Words Forwarded by Susan, of Buhl, Idaho ![]() 01. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach 02. Carcinoma (n.), a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog. 03. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 04. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 05. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 06. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. 07. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 08. Gargoyle (n.), an olive flavored mouthwash. 09. Bustard (n.), a very rude Metrobus driver. 10. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. 11. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 12. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 13. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 14. Semantics (n.), pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before vespers. 15. Marionettes (n.), residents of Washington, DC who have been jerked around by the mayor. 16. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. 17. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. 18. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts. 19. Frisbatarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. ![]() ![]()
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Buck Hunter Shoots Off His Mouth Dear Buck ![]() — Listening to Big Sister
![]() Dear Listening to Big Sister ![]() Acknowledgments
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() — Sam Aurelius Milam III, editor
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