Frontiersman
479 E. 700 N.
Firth, Idaho 83236
The people should always
be more heavily armed
than the police.
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Buck Hunter Shoots Off His Mouth
Dear Buck
I
can get you a special deal on some Bull Durham. Interested?
— Rolls His Own Smokes
Dear Rolls His Own Smokes
Well,
I've never met the big fella, but I do have a herd of cows. What
do you think I'd hafta pay for a stud fee?
Acknowledgments
• My thanks to The Thought, of Glendale, Arizona and to The
Affiliate, of Vankleek Hill, Ontario for printing reviews of the
Frontiersman.
• My thanks to Lady Helen the Gracious, Lady Shirley the Benevolent,
Sir James the Bold, Sir
John the Generous, and Sir Donald the Elusive for their assistance.
— editor
Math Test For Today's Gang Members
(In order to make the learning process more effective,
material should be written to more closely fit the experiences of today's
youth. In that vein, here are some math questions designed for today's
gang members.)
Original source unknown. Forwarded by Sir John
the Generous.
• Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang.
There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the
gang has Hector knocked up?
• Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children
for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child.
If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she
have to keep up with her expenses?
• Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and
his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns
to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?
Frontiersman
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— Sam Aurelius Milam III, editor
February 2002
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