Frontiersman
479 E. 700 N.
Firth, Idaho 83236
Zero Tolerance is
un-American.
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Buck Hunter Shoots Off His Mouth
Dear Buck
What do you think of the remarkable success of Tiger Woods?
— Sports Buff
Dear Sports Buff
Never
been there. Never even heard of the place. Anyway, I guess
reforestation works.
Acknowledgments
My
thanks to the following for their assistance: Lady Helen the Gracious,
Lady Shirley the Benevolent, Sir James the Bold, Sir
John the Generous, Sir Donald the Elusive, L. B. Bork, Rodney L. Leighton,
The
Thought, of Glendale, Arizona, The
Affiliate, of Vankleek Hill, Ontario, and Freida, of Santa Rosa,
California.
— editor
Words of Wisdom From Children
Source Unknown. Forwarded by Warren, of Pocatello,
Idaho
• Never trust a dog to watch your food.
— Patrick, age 10
• When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look
stupid?" don't answer him.
— Michael, age 14
• Never tell your mom her diet isn't working.
— Michael, age 14
• Stay away from prunes.
— Randy, age 9
• Never allow your three-year-old brother in the
same room as your school assignment.
— Traci, age 14
• Puppies still have bad breath even after eating
a tic tac.
— Andrew, age 9
• Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same
time.
— Kyoyo, age 9
Frontiersman
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In case anybody is curious, I also accept gold, silver, platinum, etc.
I'm sure you get the idea.
— Sam Aurelius Milam III, editor
June 2002
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Frontiersman,
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