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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The Long Search for Liberty
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Stray Thoughts
Sam Aurelius Milam III • Democracy, as it is presently practiced, is nothing more than another method whereby people can impose their beliefs on other people who do not share them. • Prohibition doesn't prevent bad behavior. It converts bad behavior into criminal behavior, providing job security for cops, stuffing the prisons, and not reducing bad behavior at all. • I don't know of anywhere in the entire world where voting is a right. In every instance, it is at best regulated behavior — a privilege. Worse yet, Herr Bush has recently declared that, in America, it is a duty. Will you be punished if you don't vote? • I noticed on the news that we're all waiting for the U.S. government to decide if we should receive smallpox vaccinations, and if they should be mandatory. What? Why can't I just walk into a clinic and buy a vaccination if I want one? Why does the government have to decide whether or not I can have it and, worse yet, whether or not it should be mandatory? ![]() ![]() ![]()
Letter to the Editor Hi Sam ![]() — Tom; Redwood City, California
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Alternate Meanings for Words Source unknown. Forwarded by Susan, of Buhl, Idaho ![]() 01. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it. 02. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 03. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high. 04. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex. 05. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously. 06. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. 07. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? and then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer. 08. Glibido: All talk and no action. 09. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 10. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. ![]() ![]() Nine Lives Source Unknown. Forwarded by Warren, of Pocatello, Idaho ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Buck Hunter Shoots Off His Mouth Dear Buck ![]() Political Analyst
![]() Dear Political Analyst ![]() Acknowledgments
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Frontiersman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() — Sam Aurelius Milam III, editor
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