A White
Man's Notes
Sam Aurelius Milam III
Offender
If a woman alleges that the behavior of a man is sexually offensive,
and if the behavior is otherwise harmless, then the offense might not be
a result of the mans behavior but of the woman's insistence upon being
offended by normal male behavior.
Stray Thoughts
Sam Aurelius Milam III
Interrogation
of Terrorist Suspects Sleep deprivation is a form of torture.
Crucial
Assumption The advocacy of liberty follows from the assumption that
people can and will behave like mature, civilized adults. If that's
a good assumption, then we can reasonably advocate liberty. If it
isn't, then we can't.
Technical
Challenge If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they
make windshield wipers that don't vibrate, buzz, and rattle?
Funny
A comedian who has to rely on a laugh track should be ashamed of himself.
A comedian who is required to do so should find someplace else to work.
Clever
Stupidity Most merchants know that they should try to direct their
advertisements to receptive targets, that is, to people who are at least
potentially interested in the product being offered for sale. So
what about the people who send all that junk e-mail? They go to considerable
lengths to disguise key-words in their subject lines, so their messages
will slip past the e-mail filters of people who don't want to receive advertisements
for certain products. For your amusement, here are a few examples.
pe
nis, penÌs, pu55y, Levi]tra, Prescr/iption, pr*escriptions, D/rugs,
F.R.E.E----V.I.A.G.R.A, V.1.@.G.R.A, V1@GRA, V.lAGR.A, Sa.ve, pr1ce, dolar,
mo"ney, D.1.SC0.UNT, f r-e- e, s0ftware, sotfawre, J-u-n-k E*mail, p,tch.
You
get the idea. |
So,
what are these people doing? They're forcing their advertisements
to the attention of people who, by definition, aren't interested in the
product. If the people were interested in the product, then they
wouldn't have created filters to remove the e-mail with those key-words.
Such stupidity on the part of marketers appears to me to be a sufficient
reason to refuse to buy anything from them.
Letter to the Editor
Dear Sam
I
forgot if I already told you, but I was transferred AGAIN on ....
Please update, I hope to receive Frontiersman soon.
Nothing
is being forwarded from the last ... address all is being stolen by prison
guards 100s of pieces of mail already stolen & thrown out.
Hope
you have acquired a suitable home & hope to hear from you soon.
(If you wrote me at ... it was all stolen, except perhaps 1 Frontiersman
that slipped thru there.)
Praying
the best for you & your needs,
inmate; Ione, California
With A Little Help From Our Friends
Original source Unknown. Forwarded by BLA, of Schertz,
Texas.
Police
in Oakland, California spent two hours trying to subdue a gunman who had
barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters,
officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police
line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."
Kids In Church
Original Source Unknown. Forwarded by David, of
Idaho Falls, Idaho.
Terri
asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite bible
stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people
on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.
"The flight to Egypt," said Kyle. "I see ... and that must be Mary,
Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Terri said. "But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius, the Pilot!'
Pastor
Dave Charlton tells us, "After a worship service at First Baptist Church
in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told
me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About half-
way through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, 'If you don't be
quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and will have to start
his sermon all over again!' It worked!"
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