Frontiersman
1510 North 22nd Drive
Show Low, Arizona 85901
To put the world right in order,
we must
first put the nation in order; to put the
nation in order, we must first put the fam-
ily in order; to put the family in order, we
must first cultivate our personal life; we
must first set our hearts right.
Confucius
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Some women work so hard to make good
husbands that they never manage to
make good wives.
Anonymous
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Acknowledgments
My
thanks to the following: Sir James the Bold, SantaClara Bob, Lady
Jan the Voluptuous, C. Victor G., of Tonopah, Arizona, Joseph, of Northridge,
California, Stephen, of Fremont, California, and Sir
John the Generous.
editor
Buck Hunter Shoots Off His Mouth
Dear Buck
How
do you like listening to Telemann?
Music Lover
Dear Music Lover
I
got a Walkman but I never heard of a Teleman. I just use the phone
in the kitchen.
You know you're in California when ....
Original Source Unknown. Forwarded by David, of
Idaho Falls, Idaho.
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You take a bus and you're shocked
at two people speaking English. |
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Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has
purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze. |
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You've been to a baby shower that
has two mothers and a sperm donor. |
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It's barely sprinkling rain and there's
a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH 2005." |
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A low speed police pursuit will interrupt
ANY TV broadcast |
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You can't remember ... is pot
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Frontiersman
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