Frontiersman
1510 North 22nd Drive
Show Low, Arizona 85901
The U.S. government
has consumed far
more of our resources on the so-called war
on terrorism, probably sacrificed far more
of our lives, and certainly destroyed far
more of our liberty than would have been
the case if it had, instead, adopted a strat-
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Acknowledgments
My
thanks to the following: Sir James the Bold, SantaClara Bob, Lady
Jan the Voluptuous, and Eric, of Soledad, California.
editor
Buck Hunter Shoots Off His Mouth
Dear Buck
Which
do you prefer, the flute, the piccolo, or the recorder?
Music Lover
Dear Music Lover
I
don't know much about how to use flutes and piccolos but I do know that
a recorder is a good way to save ball games to watch later.
You know you're in California when ....
Original Source Unknown. Forwarded by David, of
Idaho Falls, Idaho.
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A man gets on the bus in full leather
regalia and crotchless chaps and you don't even notice. |
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You pass an elementary school playground
and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers. |
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Your car insurance costs as much
as your house payment. |
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You have to leave the big company
meeting early because Billy Lanks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo
class. |
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You can't remember ... is pot illegal? |
Frontiersman
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Frontiersman,
1510 North 22nd Drive, Show Low, Arizona 85901
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