Frontiersman
1510 North 22nd Drive
Show Low, Arizona 85901
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Acknowledgments
My
thanks to the following: Sir James the Bold, SantaClara Bob, Lady
Jan the Voluptuous, and CVG, of Jerome, Arizona.
— editor
Buck Hunter Shoots Off His Mouth
Dear Buck
I
took my weed eater to a different place this time and I think they're crooks.
They charged me $10 to sharpen the string. Did you ever hear of such
nonsense?
— Mad As a Wet Hen
Dear Mad As a Wet Hen
Danged
right! Where I take mine, they only charge me $5 to sharpen the string.
Headlines for 2029
Original Source Unknown. Forwarded by Don G.
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Postal Service raises price of first
class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. |
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Eighty-five-year, $75.8 billion study
conclusively proves that diet and exercise are the keys to weight loss. |
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Average weight of Americans drops
to 250 lbs. |
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Japanese scientists have created
a camera with such a fast shutter speed that they now can photograph a
woman with her mouth shut.
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Frontiersman, 1510 North
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