Request for Help
Sam Aurelius Milam III
A
Summary of My Situation — As of this writing, I'm still living in borrowed
quarters. I'm sitting my computer on the end of the dining room table
to do such work as I'm able to do. I've made a temporary arrangement
for dialup internet access but I'm limited to using it only late at night.
James Majeski has allowed me to remove from the Trust property most of
my various possessions. So far, he's refused to return my microwave
oven, two of my kitchen chairs, my Craftsman circle saw, and two of my
tarps. I haven't had an opportunity to sort through the items that
I was able to remove so I don't know if there are other items that he's
kept. He's also attempting to hold me responsible for poor construction
that was done by a sleazy contractor that he hired, failed to supervise,
and then allowed to walk away with most of the remaining funds. Finally,
I'm afraid that he might sneak into the adjacent yard, where my possessions
are temporarily stored on a neighbor's back porch, and steal them or damage
them. The neighbor gave me permission to post "No Trespassing" signs
near the property boundary. I posted such a sign twice. Both
times, James snuck onto the property and removed the sign. He's been
showing his true colors a lot lately.
A
Summary of My Needs — I need someplace else to live. I previously
had an offer from a concerned family member to buy a house for me in this
vicinity. That offer has been withdrawn. The cost of a small
mobile home on a small lot in this area begins at about $60,000 and goes
up from there. I'm hereby requesting contributions toward the acquisition
of such property or the actual acquisition of the property for me.
I'll
need at least 700 sq. ft. of floor space plus kitchen, laundry, and bathroom
facilities. That's about what's available in a 14x60 single-wide
mobile home. I'll need access to the U.S. mail, a telephone line,
and the internet. Due to my undocumented status, I'll need for someone
else to legally own the place. That being the case, I'll need some
kind of an arrangement, such as a trust or a will, whereby I'll be authorized
to stay in the place for the rest of my life if the owner dies before I
do. I'll need for the authorization to be effective without the need
for me to show government ID, which I lack. Sharing space with another
person has always caused problems. Therefore, I don't want to share
the space. I want to live alone.
Please
contact me if you can provide such an arrangement or if you can provide
contributions toward such an arrangement.![10x5 Page Background GIF Image](../../Images/10x5_Page_Background.gif)
The Dying Priest's Last Wish
As Retold by Sam Aurelius Milam III
A
priest was dying. From his death bed, he requested the presence of
two people from among his congregation. He said that he wanted to
see a banker and a tax accountant. The members of his family who
were in attendance were puzzled but they nevertheless did the best that
they could to accommodate him. They spent the afternoon searching
through the various records that the priest kept in his office at the church
until they located the names and the telephone numbers of a banker and
of a tax accountant. Since the priest had a large congregation, they
were able to locate one of each.
Early
the next day, the priest was weakening rapidly but the banker and the tax
accountant both arrived while he was still alive. In a very weak
but still audible voice, the priest requested that they sit in chairs beside
his bed, one on each side. Once they were seated, everybody waited
to see what would happen next. Finally, the tax accountant asked,
"Well, Father, what is it that you'd like for us to do for you?"
"Nothing,"
replied the Priest.
"Well,
then," asked the banker, "why did you want us here?"
"Simple,"
answered the Priest. "Christ died between two thieves and I want
to do the same."![10x5 Page Background GIF Image](../../Images/10x5_Page_Background.gif)
Old Timer's Lore
Overheard by Sam Aurelius Milam III
Macho
Woman — I heard this definition way back during the early 1970s.
A macho woman is a woman who rolls her own tampons, kick-starts her vibrator,
and suck-starts her Harley.
I
didn't make it up. I'm just passing it on. ![10x5 Page Background GIF Image](../../Images/10x5_Page_Background.gif)
Please use the enclosed envelope to send a contribution.
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February 2008 |
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