Letter to the Editor
Dear Sam:
The
information in the newsletter about the woman who was stopped from getting
on to a plane [Letters
to the Editor, February 2011], supposedly because she accessed
your web site, is disturbing. Recently, my email service has been
somewhat erratic. AOL has sent me messages apologizing, and saying
that it's due to some sort of maintenance problem. That might be
true, or it might be that "They" are fishing for information, and the maintenance
problem is merely a cover story. The timing of this is what makes
it suspicious. I wonder how many other of your regular email correspondents
are experiencing similar "mysterious’ email problems.
—Sir Donald
Resist the police state.
Somethingstorming Session
Original Source Unknown. Forwarded by Lady Jan
the Voluptuous
The
boss of a small company called an unexpected staff meeting in the middle
of a particularly stressful week. When all of his employees were
finally present, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told
the burnt-out people the purpose of the meeting. They were to have
a quick contest. The theme of the contest was "Viagra advertising
slogans." The only rule was that they had to select past advertising
slogans, originally used for other products, and apply them as hypothetical
slogans for Viagra.
Those
present were divided into groups and went to work. When they were
done, they turned in their suggestions, and created a "Top Ten List."
The rest of the week went very well for everyone.
Here's
the list, in reverse order.
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Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!" |
09. |
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Viagra, The quicker pecker upper. |
08. |
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Viagra, Like a rock! |
07. |
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Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to
be there tonight. |
06. |
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Viagra, Be all that you can be. |
05. |
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Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. |
04. |
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Viagra, Strong enough for a woman, but made for
a man. |
03. |
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Viagra, Tastes great! More filling! |
02. |
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Viagra, We bring good things to life! |
And the unanimous number one favorite:
01. |
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This is your penis. This is your penis
on drugs. Any questions?  |
Oppose Repression
Georgia Guidestones
Unveiled in March of 1980, Funding Source Not Revealed.
Ten
guidelines or principles are engraved on the Georgia Guidestones, in eight
different languages. Moving clockwise around the structure from due
north, those languages are English, Spanish, Swahili, Hindi, Hebrew, Arabic,
Chinese, and Russian. I don't necessarily endorse every principle
but the collection is noteworthy.
The Inscriptions
Maintain
humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
Guide
reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
Unite
humanity with a living new language.
Rule
passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
Protect
people and nations with fair laws [sic] and just courts.
Let
all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
Avoid
petty laws and useless officials.
Balance
personal rights with social duties.
Prize
truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
Be
not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.
Astronomical features
The
orientation of the four outer stones marks the limits of the 18.6 year
lunar declination cycle. The North Star can be seen through a hole
in the center column, regardless of the time. A slot in the center
column is aligned with the Sun's solstices and equinoxes. The capstone
has a 7/8" aperture that allows a ray of sunshine onto the center stone,
indicating the day of the year, at noon each day.
Location
The Georgia Guidestones are located on a hilltop in Elbert County,
Georgia, approximately 9 miles north of Elberton.
Some Things That Al Gore Said
Original Source Al Gore. I guess that he didn't
have a writer. Forwarded by Lady Jan the Voluptuous.
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If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. |
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Democrats understand the importance of bondage
between a mother and child. |
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Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and
my fellow astronauts. |
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Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.  |
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