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Management
by Sam Aurelius Milam III Selections
would be much cheaper than elections because the entire process could be
financed by admission tickets, sponsors, network broadcast contracts, and
so forth. You could select your political figures according to their
performance judged against a set of standards not unlike those of the Miss
America contest. Maybe for extra excitement you could have some events
patterned after the American Gladiators competitions. The contestants
would need to be healthy, attractive, intelligent, quick-witted, friendly,
and courteous. They'd have a better chance if they could sing, dance,
or tell jokes. The winners would get to travel around a lot, make
lots of guest appearances, do some commercials, and get practical jokes
played on them. Most important, they'd be so busy acting like celebrities
that they probably wouldn't have much time to do a lot of damage to the
country. Even if you didn't get better people in office, you certainly
wouldn't get any worse and they wouldn't have all those promises to break.
Something to think about, eh? Try it. You might like it.Reader’s Corner
— Shirley Lewis, Sunnyvale California
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by Sam Aurelius Milam III I
don't necessarily even support the idea of democracy, but the nearly universal
propaganda in its favor assures that people will be lining up to vote for
quite some time to come. This gives a certain importance to the problems
inherent in democracy.
"... Democracy, for example, arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal. Oligarchy is based on the notion that those who are unequal in one respect are in all respects unequal; being unequal, that is, in property, they suppose themselves to be unequal absolutely. The democrats think that as they are equal they ought to be equal in all things; while the oligarchs, under the idea that they are unequal, claim too much, which is one form of inequality. All these forms of government have a kind of justice, but, tried by an absolute standard, they are faulty; and, therefore, both parties, whenever their share in the government does not accord with their preconceived ideas, stir up revolution. Those who excel in virtue have the best right of all to rebel (for they alone can with reason be deemed absolutely unequal), but then they are of all men the least inclined to do so ...." — from Politics,
by Aristotle
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Back issues or extra copies of this newsletter are available upon request. Money (the series): Divisibility and Availability by Sam Aurelius Milam III Knowing that to be money, a thing must be both durable and portable, you're far better educated than you were before. Your next acquisition of money might be in the form of Levi's jeans. They're durable, if the advertisements are true, and they're portable. People carry them around all the time. Some people do it quite nicely. However, if you accept Levi's jeans as money and then go to the Quik Stop to buy a half gallon of milk, you'll discover the milk to be worth a fraction of the value of one pair of jeans, which is your smallest unit of money. If you divide a pair of jeans into (for example) 30 equal pieces, none of the pieces will be worth 1/30 of the original jeans. The problem of making a small purchase with indivisible money will reveal to you yet another of the Rules of Money. That is, to work well as money, a thing must be divisible without loss.
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