Frontiersman
479 E. 700 N.
Firth, Idaho 83236
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If the government wants us to respect the law, then it should set a
better example.
— Forwarded by Bob, of San Jose, California
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Acknowledgments
• My thanks to Shirley, of Urbana, Illinois,
for her contributions.
• My thanks to The
Affiliate, of Vankleek Hill, Ontario for regularly printing reviews
of the Frontiersman.
• My thanks to Lady Jan the Voluptuous for
her ongoing editorial support and for her countless other efforts in support
of this newsletter and of its editor.
• My thanks to Sir
John the Generous for obtaining a replacement computer for my ailing
Macintosh SE/30, and for his other contributions and assistance.
• My thanks to Sir Donald the Elusive for paying
the production costs of this newsletter, and for his additional contributions.
— editor
Buck Hunter Shoots Off His Mouth
Dear Buck
A
man walked up to me today and said, "around, over, beside, from, to, against!"
I don't get it. What was he talking about?
— Puzzled Young Lady
Dear Puzzled Young Lady
I
think he prepositioned you.
Higher Education
forwarded by Millie, of El Granada, California
A
college professor had just finished explaining an important research project
to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement
for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses
for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death
in the student's immediate family. A smart-ass student in the back
of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up.
"But
what about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
The
professor froze the young man with a glaring look.
"Well,"
he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other
hand."
Sesame Suite
Hermit the Frog: |
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Hey Priggy! |
Ms Priggy: |
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Yes, Hermie? |
Hermie: |
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What did the feminist say when she looked into
a box of Cheerios? |
Priggy: |
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Rrrrrr! |
Hermie: |
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"Oh look! Donut seeds!" He he he
— uh .... |
Priggy: |
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Haayyeeee — YAH! |
Hermie: |
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Whap! Oof! Thump! |
Sesame Suite is a production of the Children's Tunnelvision
Workshop
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flexible depending on space available and the content of the piece.
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— Sam Aurelius Milam III, editor
April 1998
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