Frontiersman
479 E. 700 N.
Firth, Idaho 83236
It is inappropriate to
administer a formal and
binding oath to minors.
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Buck Hunter Shoots Off His Mouth
Dear Buck
What do you think of bagels as a tasty part of an easy-to-prepare breakfast?
Young Wife
Dear Young Wife
We don't eat tha little critters in these parts. We just use
'em to hunt foxes.
Acknowledgments
My thanks to the following for their assistance: Lady Helen the
Gracious, Lady Shirley the Benevolent, Sir James the Bold, Sir
John the Generous, Sir Donald the Elusive, The Thought, of Glendale,
Arizona,
The
Affiliate, of Vankleek Hill, Ontario and, Rodney, of Tatamagouche,
Nova Scotia.
editor
Words of Wisdom From Children
Source Unknown. Forwarded by Warren, of Pocatello,
Idaho
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass
of milk.
Armir, age 9
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for
a horse.
Naomi, age 15
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Lauren, age 9
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding
a baseball bat.
Joel, age 10
Never try to baptize a cat.
Eileen, age 8
Enigma
Source Unknown. Forwarded by Bob, of San Jose,
California
If
a man says something in the middle of a forest and there isn't a woman
around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Frontiersman
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Sam Aurelius Milam III, editor
July 2002
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