Frontiersman
479 E. 700 N.
Firth, Idaho 83236
The road to servitude in
America has been paved
with stupidity, ignorance,
arrogance, inattention,
hypocrisy, cowardice, greed
and intolerance.
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Buck Hunter Shoots Off His Mouth
Dear Buck
What's your opinion of Pit Bulls?
— Apartment Dweller
Dear Apartment Dweller
I've never heard of that breed. I'm a Holstein man, myself.
Acknowledgments
My thanks to the following: Lady Helen the Gracious, Lady Shirley
the Benevolent, Sir James the Bold, Sir
John the Generous, Sir Donald the Elusive, The Thought, of Glendale,
Arizona, The
Affiliate, of Vankleek Hill, Ontario, Rodney, of Tatamagouche,
Nova Scotia, and Incredible Inquiry, of Garden Valley, Idaho.
— editor
Church Bloopers
Original Source Unknown. Forwarded by Sir John
the Generous.
• A songfest was hell at the Methodist church
last Wednesday.
• Remember in prayer the many who are sick
of our church and community.
• The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is
invited to attend this tragedy.
• Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer
and medication to follow.
• The rosebud on the altar this morning is
to announce the birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.
• Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream
social. All ladies giving milk please come early.
• Don't let worry kill you, let the church
help.
Frontiersman
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— Sam Aurelius Milam III, editor
August 2002
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Frontiersman,
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