Frontiersman
479 E. 700 N.
Firth, Idaho 83236
Liberty First
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Buck Hunter Shoots Off His Mouth
Dear Buck
I'd like to try using the flying buttress on the design of a modern
building. What do you think?
— Eager Young Designer
Dear Eager Young Designer
What are you, some kinda sicko terrorist? I'm reportin' this
ta tha cops!
Acknowledgments
My thanks to the following: Lady Helen the Gracious, Lady Shirley
the Benevolent, Sir James the Bold, Sir
John the Generous, Sir Donald the Elusive, The Thought, of Glendale,
Arizona, The
Affiliate, of Vankleek Hill, Ontario, and Liberty Link,
of Sacramento, California.
— editor
Church Bloopers
Original Source Unknown. Forwarded by Sir John
the Generous.
• A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening
in the church hall. Music will follow.
• At the evening service tonight, the sermon
topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir
practice.
• Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the
First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side
entrance.
• Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital
this week for testes.
• Please join us as we show our support for
Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
• The senior choir invites any member of the
congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
Frontiersman
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I'm sure you get the idea.
— Sam Aurelius Milam III, editor
September 2002
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Frontiersman,
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