Letters to the Editor
Sam, Thank you so very much for all you do! Most Sincerely,
—Gayle; Castro Valley, California
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Congrats, Sam.
You
have produced yet another super newsletter [May 2011]. Please
allow me a few comments.
Your
position on reformers was right on. I am an old phartosipher who
remembers when booze was prohibited but dope was not. How many died
as a consequence of that most famous do-gooder, Carrie Nation. She
was a piker, though compared to the drug warriors.
I
especially appreciate your term, privilege of custody in
your "Right Treatment" piece [May
2011, page 1]. I have added it to my lexicon of freedom.
Your
comment on love and insanity is true but it is not man's fault [May
2011, page 2]. It was caused by men being created with a
brain and a penis but not enough blood to run both of them at the same
time. (Is that from a previous Frontiersman article?)
About
Restart
Earth [May
2011, page 3]: Be advised that time capsules are not needed.
You said it yourself, "Living things are fragile but life is tenacious."
Life will start again spontaneously with no help from us.
Let's
give anarchy another chance.
—Bob Links
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Thank
you for your comments.
The
statement about a man's blood supply appeared in two different Frontiersman
issues, June 1998, on page 4, and October 2010, on page 2. I don't
know the origin of the statement. I heard it on The NewsHour With
Jim Lehrer, on Friday, April 3, 1998. On that program, the statement
was made by Historian Stephen Ambrose.
The
statement about life being tenacious comes from Milam's
Notes and is dated Monday, July 31, 1989. Yes, you're correct.
Life will arise without any help from us. I just thought that the
time capsules might reduce the recovery time. I might be wrong.
They might not work at all.
—editor
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Old Timers’ Lore
Overheard by Sam Aurelius Milam
III
Old
Girlfriend — I'll never forget good ol’ what's-'er-name.
Life Explained
Original Source Unknown. Forwarded by Millie, of
Baltimore, Maryland.
On
the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of
your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this,
I will give you twenty years of life."
The
dog said, "That's a long time to bark. How about only ten years and
I'll give you back the other ten?"
God
agreed.
On
the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do
tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I will give you a twenty-year
life span."
The
monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long
time to perform tricks. How about I give you back ten like the dog
did?"
God
agreed.
On
the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field
with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and
give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you
a life span of sixty years."
The
cow said, "That's kind of a long time to live such a tough life.
How about twenty and I will give back the other forty?"
God
agreed again.
On
the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry,
and enjoy your life. For this, I will give you twenty years."
The
human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty
and then give me the forty that the cow gave back, the ten that the monkey
gave back, and the ten that the dog gave back? That makes eighty,
okay?"
"Okay,"
said God, "You asked for it."
So
that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our families.
For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
For the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life
has now been explained to you. There isn't any need to thank me for
this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.
Paleontology Lesson
Original Source Unknown. Forwarded by Don G.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur in cowboy boots?
A: Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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