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![]() ![]() The Middle Way Sam Aurelius Milam III ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Letters to the Editor Dear Sam, ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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more cogs. In history, I believe there has been 6 previous “die offs”. We have another one coming. We have way too many people, and we’re running short on resources. I believe the tipping point will
be 10 billion. Then, cannibalism will be resorted to.![]() ![]() ![]() —S. H., a prisoner Sunday, June 19, 2022 ![]()
![]() Dear Sam, ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() —S. H., a prisoner Sunday, July 10, 2022 ![]() ![]() ![]() —editor ![]() Greetings Sam, ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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ply some “equality” here? Those who would be beneficiaries of white-paid reparations, you “equally” pay reparations for all our cities & businesses ”y’all” burned down & looted.... —F. L., a prisoner ![]() ![]() —editor Stray Thoughts Sam Aurelius Milam III • ![]() • ![]() • ![]() • ![]() • ![]() • ![]() • ![]() ![]() ![]() The Real Minimum Wage ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Car Tech Original Source Unknown. Forwarded by Sir Donald the Elusive. ![]() 11. For no reason, your car would crash. 12. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you’d have to buy a new car. 13. Occasionally, your engine would die for no reason. You’d have to close the windows, switch off the ignition, switch it back on again, and reopen the windows, in that order, before the engine would restart. 14. Occasionally, making a left turn would cause everything to shut down. You’d have to reinstall the engine. 15. Macintosh would make a car that was more reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but it would run on only 5% of the roads. 16. The oil pressure, water temperature, and alternator lights would be replaced by the message “An Unknown Error Has Occurred”. 17. The airbag would ask “Are you sure?” before deploying. 18. Occasionally, your car would lock you out until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed the radio antenna. 19. Every time a new car was introduced, you’d have to learn how to drive all over again. 10. You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn off the engine. ![]() ![]()
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Acknowledgments ![]() — editor ![]() User Friendly Interface Sam Aurelius Milam III ![]() ![]() ![]() Websites ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Signs That You’re a Hillbilly Original Source Unknown. Forwarded by Don G. • Your wife has to wear an orange vest while she’s complying with the court ordered sentence. • Bikers back down from your mother. • You can play Blue Danube on a chain saw. • Some of your clothes were stolen from a scarecrow. • You once shot a deer from inside your house. • You'll steal toilet paper from a public restroom. ![]() ![]() Frontiersman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() — Sam Aurelius Milam III, editor Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
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